bendthekneeplease

supercakedirection:

ok story time

one time in 9th grade biology, we were being separated into groups by birth month. half of the class was born in september (including me), and so when we were standing as a group of about 15 compared to the other groups of 2-4, our teacher looked us dead in the eyes and said wow your parents really knew how to celebrate christmas and regrouped us

bendthekneeplease

fatass-mcnotits:

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out